1.25.2009

Reevaluation of Watchmen

Upon first seeing the trailer for the upcoming film 'Watchmen,' I was moderately put off. The main reason was it had a tag of, 'From the visionary director of 300.' "Visionary Director?" What in the hell does that mean? Oscar Winning Director, I get. Visionary Director doesn't mean anything. That's even a step below 'Acclaimed ______ of ________.' Plus, 300 was really, really awful.

But Zack Snyder did direct the remake of Dawn of the Dead, which is one of the better recent horror movies, so he gets some slack.

Originally the concept of Watchmen seemed bland and confusing, with the trailer really revealing no plot whatsoever. But with the movie about to come out, I decided to pick up the original graphic novel to read beforehand. Let me tell you: This was a great decision. I can't put this novel down, it's so good.

I know the novel came out in ~1986, so I'm behind the curve, but cut me some slack. It's so interwoven and intricate that I have to force myself to stop reading it so I don't finish it in a day. Few books do that for me. I think the last one to do that was 1984.

I can imagine that it is a near impossible task to put this much material into a film, but hopefully it won't be a blown opportunity. I'm ready to accept that the film won't be as in-depth as the novel, but damn, does that trailer look better every time I watch it. I will definitely be there opening day.

1.24.2009

Top Ten of 2008

I know that January is almost over, but here is my belated top ten of 2008!

First, let me say that this year was not as strong as last year. Last year I had trouble just picking ten (you can see the list here), and while I've seen plenty of movies this year, few have had a lasting impact, which is somewhat required of all great movies. A movie has not done its job unless you're still pondering about it 24 hours later. This year, lots of films need to be fired.

1. WALL-E

I struggle with this choice, because choosing an animated film as my number one of the year seems taboo. Well, rules be damned, this is a spectacular film. Pixar has achieved such a significant level of storytelling that they scarcely even need dialogue anymore. WALL-E, both the robot himself and the film, possess an overwhelming compassion. WALL-E, with more determination than any robot has ever had before him, begins by pursuing his love for EVE, and ends up saving humanity. At first he tries to recover the plant to impress EVE, but along the way, somewhere, he realizes his purpose. Similarly, EVE transforms from a simple one-track robot to a real character, capable of more emotion than most characters in most other films. For these reasons, along with perfect animation, a great soundtrack, and a high 'cute' factor, WALL-E is the best film of the year.

2. Slumdog Millionaire

In my 'review' I copped out, saying that to reveal any plot details at all would dishonor the film and ruin the experience. I stand by that. This is not a film that is watched, but a story that is experienced. There is no better reason to go to the movies this year than to see this film. We shall discuss it later.

3. Revolutionary Road

Unlike Slumdog Millionaire, this is not a film for everyone. Revolutionary Road is a story likely to hit emotional chords with specific viewers, because its characters have big dreams and even bigger falls. The truth about life is that not everyone finds their happy ending or meets their one true love -- some people end up living in the suburbs and slowly die little by little every day. I have a feeling this is one of those films that will be praised ten years from now, but until then, be passed off as mediocre. Trust me, it is a great treasure.



And that is it for 2008. Intentionally left off because they are undeserving of any 'best' list, or any 'Best Picture' nomination: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Frost/Nixon, The Dark Knight, The Reader.

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1.22.2009

Worst Oscar Noms Ever

After two great years with multiple potential winners, I knew it had to come to an end.

Here are the Best Picture 5:

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Frost/Nixon
Milk
The Reader
Slumdog Millionaire

You can see the full list here (don't feel like copy/pasting).

I'm glad The Dark Knight did not get nominated, but this is a horrible list. The only film that deserves to be on there is Slumdog Millionaire. The academy's taste is bland for the ordinary, bandwagon choices. I was prepared for all of these, though, except for The Reader, which, while decent, is complete trash compared to the dozen other great movies from this year that are much more deserving.

Revolutionary Road got shut out, The Wrestler got minimal nods, and I am very displeased. This will go down as 'one of those years,' in which the AMPAS messed up. They didn't even nominate Synecdoche, New York for Original Screenplay.

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button was a strong film visually, but its storytelling was overall weak. I'm glad David Fincher got a long overdue Best Director nomination, but Ben Button getting 13 nominations total? Sad.

Just when people get hope that the Academy may think differently -- delusions that maybe a 'comic book movie' or an 'animated movie' may break Best Picture, we're reminded that they are, more often than not, old and boring. They did throw the movie-going public a surprise, but what was it? Nominating a film about the Holocaust. Way to go back to a stereotype.

With all this said, I am 100% hoping Slumdog Millionaire wins every category it is in, because not only is it one of the top three films of the year, it is easily the best out of any of the films nominated.

1.21.2009

If I Could Pick the Oscar Nominees....

I hate predicting Oscar nominees. That means I have to get five things right in each category. What a joke. And I hate when people list their five, and then have an 'alternate' and a 'potential upset' and a 'dark horse.' What the hell is that? Picking eight choices? Such a cop out.

Now, note, I still have a couple movies to see from this year. I have, however, seen most of the notable films, so this is a close-to-complete list. Note: These will all be in order of preference.

Also, note, that these are highly chimerical and unlikely at best.

Best Picture
Slumdog Millionaire
WALL-E
Revolutionary Road
The Wrestler
In Bruges

Best Director
Danny Boyle, Slumdog Millionaire
Sam Mendes, Revolutionary Road
David Fincher, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Andrew Stanton, WALL-E
Darren Aronofsky, The Wrestler

Best Actor
Leonardo DiCaprio, Revolutionary Road
Mickey Rourke, The Wrestler
Sean Penn, Milk
Colin Farrell, In Bruges
Clint Eastwood, Gran Torino

Best Actress
Kate Winslet, Revolutionary Road
I have not seen enough great actress performances, so Kate Winslet wins by default

Supporting Actor
Heath Ledger, The Dark Knight
Dev Patel, Slumdog Millionaire
Brad Pitt, Burn After Reading
Michael Shannon, Revolutionary Road
Philip Seymour Hoffman, Doubt (bandwagon pick)

Supporting Actress
Marisa Tomei, The Wrestler
Kate Winslet, The Reader
Penelope Cruz, Vicky Cristin Barcelona
Frieda Pinto, Slumdog Millionaire
Cate Blanchett, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Original Screenplay
Andrew Stanton, WALL-E
Martin McDonagh, In Bruges
Charlie Kaufman, Synecdoche, New York
Robert D. Siegal, The Wrestler
Woody Allen, Vicky Cristina Barcelona

Adapted Screenplay
Simon Beaufoy, Slumdog Millionaire
Justin Haythe, Revolutionary Road
Eric Roth, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Mark Fergus, Hawk Ostby, Art Marcum, Matt Holloway, Iron Man
...anything besides The Dark Knight

Best Editing
Slumdog Millionaire
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
WALL-E
Revolutionary Road
Frost/Nixon

Best Cinematography
Anthony Dod Mantle, Slumdog Millionaire
Claudio Miranda, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Roger Deakins, Revolutionary Road
Harry Savides, Milk
Wally Pfister, The Dark Knight

Not gonna bother with the rest, other than WALL-E for animated feature, obviously.

We'll see tomorrow!

1.16.2009

Review: Religulous

'Religulous' is one of those 'documentaries' that seems more like stand-up comedy. As Bill Maher, the main man of this production says, he is not promoting atheism. He is promoting doubt. His talks with authorities of various religions, as well as a few scientists, are entertaining, but the film crams in a huge epiphany toward the end. It seems like Bill Maher had his film done, but a studio exec said to him, "Bill, this is funny, but what does it mean?!" This is a touch of death to most works of art, and that situation applies here as well.

Maher himself was brought up in a 50/50 house, split between Judaism and Catholicism. He rags on all religions, some we are familiar with the origins of (Christianity, Catholicism, etc), some we, in the West, aren't too familiar with (Islam, etc.). The film gets joy by pointing out obvious contradictions and flaws of the Bible to religious fanatics and seeing how they fumble as they try to defend themselves. One example is how nowhere in the Bible does it say Jesus was born of a virgin. Apparently, this was all made up. His logic is that this does seem like something so significant that... why would the people who wrote the New Testament leave it out? If it was even remotely true, it wouldn't have been.

Anyone who knows me knows that I think God is (to steal from Daniel Plainview) a superstition. While I enjoy seeing Maher make jokes and poke fun at religious inconsistencies, it seems that, spare a Jesus impersonator, none of his opponents are worthy of a debate. This Jesus impersonator can keep up with Maher (whether his arguments hold water is up to you--I think not), and at least he has answer for all of the questions. Unfortunately, most people don't. They misquote scripture or contradict themselves, which is humorously accented by constant splices to films, movies, scientific authorities, religious authorities, or even simple subtitles.

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1.14.2009

Review: Milk

I'm feeling lazy, so this will be short.

Milk is a good movie. Not great.

Rating: 6/7

1.11.2009

The Globes Were Good (For Once)

Tonight was the 66th Golden Globes, and usually the Globes string together a mess of disappointing wins. Not tonight. For once they got almost all of the categories right.

The high point of the night was Kate Winslet's double win. She notoriously gets overlooked during awards (both the Oscars and the Globes), and tonight she won for The Reader and Revolutionary Road. The latter was so well-deserved and I'm very happy for her.

Also, Slumdog Millionaire won a slew of big awards, including Best Picture - Drama, Best Screenplay, Original Score, and Director. Fantastic and the right choices all around.

Vicky Cristina Barcelona won Best Picture - Musical or Comedy. Surprising, yet the right choice. Go, Woody Allen.

Some other great wins:

Supporting Actor: Heath Ledger
Animated Feature: WALL-E
Comedy Actor (TV): Alec Baldwin (30 Rock)
Comedy Series (TV): 30 Rock
Comedy Actress (TV): Tina Fey (30 Rock!)
Comedy Actor (Film): Colin Farrell (for In Bruges, a great movie that hopefully won't be overlooked anymore)
Drama Series (TV): Mad Men
Lead Actor, Drama: Mickey Rourke (The Wrestler)

Actually, there aren't any awards here that I'm upset with. Kind of the perfect ceremony. If only the Oscars go this way, too....

1.09.2009

Review: Revolutionary Road

When reduced to the basics, there are two types of stories: comedy and tragedy. Revolutionary Road is a film so gripping that being a fly on the wall of a suburban home has never been such an emotional drain, except in maybe one other film--American Beauty. Not coincidentally, both films are directed by Sam Mendes.

Revolutionary Road takes in a short time span of the lives of Frank and April Wheeler, two 30 year-old people living in the 1950s. Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet play the leads, and again, prove why both of them are two of the best actors of this generation. The film almost immediately has our two characters break into a fight about how their lives are going. Right away it's clear that Frank is one to talk things out so they can be resolved quickly. His words are often so truthful and penetrating that they hurt. April, the complete opposite, believes that silence is the answer. She just needs to think. As with all relationships, when the members have the opposite ideas as to how to solve a disagreement, like Frank and April do, it ends badly.

Frank is stuck in a boring day job that he hates. He admits he hates it. His father worked at that company for twenty years, and he always hoped to God that he wouldn't end up the same. The only place he'd ever felt alive was when he visited Paris.

Despite having two kids, Frank and April's marriage can best be described as failing. April has given up on her aspirations to be an actress and now stays at home with her two kids. Monotony and routine are killing this family. And suddenly, on a whim, April thinks to move to Paris. They have money saved up. Frank can figure out his calling. She can get a secretarial job to support them. It seems perfect. This is their fantasy, their hope, their dream, and it resuscitates their marriage. They tell their friends and finally feel like they're living again, while ignoring a few practical problems, the looming one being that in the 1950s it was completely unacceptable, socially, for the woman to support the family by herself.

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1.08.2009

Review: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Benjamin Button is in the unique position that he was born an old man and ages backwards. This is an interesting concept, done especially well in F. Scott Fitzgerald's original short story, but the film embellishes so many details that we linger too long on an easy to grasp concept and not long enough on what makes Benjamin Button a human being.

The original text was very different from the film. The only real similarity is Benjamin Button (played by Brad Pitt) and his condition. In the story, he is raised by his father, and there is a moral, physical, and philosophical problem when the child looks older than his father, and then they look like brothers, and then finally they swap back to how they should look. The film, instead, has Benjamin's mother die in childbirth and the father abandons him on a doorstep. This is a step backwards, going from an original idea into a comfortable stereotype that people will seem to 'bond' with.

The film is also told in flashbacks as Elizabeth, in a hospital in New Orleans just before Katrina, is visited by her daughter. The daughter reads Daisy the journal that Benjamin left her while he was still old (or, young) enough to write. What a tried and boring premise, honestly. The story would have been significantly better if it was just told straight with voice-over from Benjamin. The narration doesn't need to be justified. Like Nike: Just do it.

Part of me wishes I had not read the original text, because having done so, it is very easy to find flaws in the film. Fitzgerald knew that the aging backwards concept could not carry a whole novel, just as it cannot carry a 2.5 hour film. Fitzgerald made his work short, whereas director David Fincher (whom I usually enjoy immensely) and screenwriter Eric Roth (Munich, Forrest Gump) didn't pick up on that thought.

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1.07.2009

Review: The Wrestler

Note: New reviews coming daily for a few days for supposed Oscar contenders. Consequently, a Top 10 of 2008 coming soon as well.

Wrestling is fake, no? Sure, maybe the thrown punches and body slams are fake, but there is some brutality and a bond of self-mutilation that comes with the territory. Randy "The Ram" Robinson stores a piece of razor in his bandages so he can cut his forehead. He does this while he's down so when he is thrown into the corner it looks like that blow caused his head to bleed. Those chairs aren't fake and the glass is real: You still have to be able to take one hell of a beating to be one of those 'fake wrestlers.'

The Ram is played by Mickey Rourke, who could easily be a wrestler in real life. In the time of the film, The Ram is 20 years past his prime. Yet interestingly enough, little of the movie takes place in the actual wrestling ring. The Ram has a day job stocking a grocery store and on the weekends he works a local wrestling circuit. To everyone who is not a fan, he's a joke. His boss continually cracks jokes. The Ram asks for a raise, and his boss quips, "Did they raise the price on tights?"

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1.06.2009

Review: Slumdog Millionaire

I wrote a long review of the film, but deleted it. I will save all of my comments for when I make this film a 'Movie to Study,' which it is if there ever was one.

Slumdog Millionaire is a mystery and to remove the surprises from it would be a crime. Instead, I will simply list adjectives: Slumdog Millionaire is gruesome, uplifting, violent, real, gritty, romantic, optimistic, humorous, determined, and above all else--fantastic.

See this film. If you do not, I don't know if we can be friends.

1.05.2009

Sounds Like Terrible Cover

I really like Flyleaf. Solid CD and their acoustic stuff is good. However, browsing YouTube, I saw a video of them covering Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit. Oh. My. God. I want five minutes of my life back.



Check it out. But not all of it. I'm scarred for life. Just watch like a minute.

1.04.2009

Random Grammar Note

This has nothing to do with anything, but I really like when this phrase is in a sentence: thoroughly thought through.

It's just so mellifluous. Also, I guarantee it would cause a double-take to any reader and make anyone reading your work out loud take a second to recollect their thoughts. Try it. It's fun.

For reference, this post was not thoroughly thought through.

1.02.2009

Movies to Study: Bringing Up Baby

I usually try to keep the Movies to Study column about films that are fairly recent. You can go almost anywhere and find essays on why Citizen Kane or The Godfather are perfect films. Tonight I was watching Bringing Up Baby and my sister came into the room. I paused the movie and said, "Do you know who that is?"

"No," she replied.

"Katherine Hepburn. Do you know who she is?"

"No."

Then I went forward a couple frames and did the same thing for Cary Grant. Same response. It's sad how most people in the young generation have no clue who these people are, yet they are icons and have been in more great films than almost any of the actors working today. So in order to champion my cause of pushing older classics, that is why Bringing Up Baby is the newest Movie to Study.

The heart of this film is a romantic comedy, and for a film made in 1938, the material is still fresh. A lot of these jokes and setups are still used in comedies today. There's some slapstick, some puns, some general turmoil, misunderstandings, crazy characters, cross-dressing, and leopards. All necessary elements for a successful comedy.

The main reason this film succeeds is simple: because of Katherine Hepburn. There are no two ways about it. The script is fantastic, and Cary Grant sells his part well, but Katherine Hepburn does her best work in this film. Not one film historian will agree with me on that, but damn them all. With so many great performances on her resume, I still love Susan Vance the best. In this film she is described as on the verge of a nervous breakdown. Is she really going a little crazy, or is it that being around Cary Grant makes her feel that way? She admits late in the film that nothing she did was ever thought through other than how it would keep him with her. In old movies like this there didn't have to be a crazy stalker agenda, or a strong sex drive, or relentless pursuing of another person. The only thing we feel is that Susan needs David (Cary Grant). It also helps that Kate Hepburn was quite young in this role and played a part dependent on another person, whereas in a lot of films (and in her life) she was controlling. Nothing wrong with that, but when her character is the other way around, it's more endearing.

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