I love Animal Planet. Whether you need cute little monkeys or vicious snakes eating alligators, there's something for everyone.

However, the one terrible thing on this channel is their attempts at humor. I'm watching a "The Most Extreme Body Parts" show or something.

Anyway, there was one animal at number 6 or so, and it's thing was its huge feet. It was a bird that could walk on water (kinda). When it was over the narrator said, "Even though it put its best foot forward, the ______ still isn't the most extreme." Terrible puns are awesome.

Also, there was a crab, and the narrator says, "Crawling ahead in the countdown..."

"Anteaters getting tongue-tied..."

It's not just on this show either. On a commercial it showed a donkey headbutting a mirror and said, "Watch this and stop beating yourself up."

So, so bad. But I love it.