My teacher said this is the shortest story to ever be published (I don't know if that's true - it's just what she said). It's pretty genius, though I almost hate to admit it. It has a beginning, a middle, and an end. Characters, a climax, a resolution. Wish I would've thought of it first.

"The Scarlatti Tilt," by Richard Brautigan

"It's very hard to live in a studio apartment in San Jose with a man who's learning to play the violin." That's what she told the police when she handed them the empty revolver.

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Yeah, that's all it is. Read the fresh post below this one for movie news.