I'm not one for reality TV. Tonight was the season finale of The Bachelor: Rome, in which one decent looking 'Prince' had to pick between two blonde dunces. I was stuck watching the show with four female friends; two of which were hardcore rooting for Sadie, and two of which liked Sadie more than Jennifer, but didn't really care. I, of course, picked Jennifer, for a number of reasons.

Now, I made this decision about 30 minutes into the 2 hour episode. The girls were positive that Sadie would win, and that she was the better of the two, but I held my ground, because Jennifer was the obvious choice.

There was lots of build-up, but when Lorenzo (the Bachelor) met with Sadie, and told her she wasn't the one, while the girls, both on-screen and off, were like 'wtf?' I was enjoying my moment of brilliance. So what can we learn from this post?

A) Jon is amazing at picking the winner on these shows (I also predicted the winner for Average Joe 2 correctly).
B) If you use logic and reasoning, it's not hard to see who will win.
C) Don't get thrown off by the red herrings, which are aplenty.

Oh, and here's the reasons why it was obvious he would pick Jennifer (debate if you want, but think of it this way: if you were right, I wouldn't be making this blog post right now):

1) While when they were both coated in makeup Sadie looked a bit better, it's obvious Jennifer was much more naturally attractive.
2) Lorenzo freaked the fuck out when Sadie made him that memory book thing. Seriously, he just wants to have some fun, and Sadie seemed way too serious.
3) Sadie, in her last dress, while she has "awesome breasts," seemed to be trying too hard to show them, which was an act of desperation.
4) Jennifer is from Florida, and Florida owns California.

So in conclusion, I won five dollars and am the master of the universe.