Since I haven't updated in a while, I guess I should write something. Oscar noms are announced in 7.5 hours, so I'll do a detailed post then, but for now, allow me to explain how Eli Roth is quite possibly the worst director ever.

I could've sworn I made a post about 'Hostel,' but apparently not. Well, to sum up, 'Hostel' could've been great, but ultimately the movie was a terrible failure in writing, directing, acting, and every other catagory thinkable for a movie credit.

A long time ago I saw a few minutes from the very end of 'Cabin Fever,' which was made by the same guy who did 'Hostel' - Eli Roth. I think I vaguely mentioned that I bought 'Cabin Fever' at Wal Mart for $4 because that was how much I would pay to rent it anyway.

Tonight I watched it, and let me say that not even Sean from 'Boy Meets World' could save this flick. I mean, I love me some good titty scenes (which is a staple in any good horror movie [other than 'Army of Darkness,' obviously, because that movie is above the genre]), and they weren't bad in 'Cabin Fever,' whereas in 'Hostel' the whole first 45 minutes - and I'm not gay, I swear - was topless women, and it got really old, really fast.

So anyway, 'Cabin Fever' was a lot better than 'Hostel,' but still quite terrible, falling into a lot of cliches that are typical of shitty movies. My brain is hurting even thinking about this movie.

So in conclusion, Eli Roth is zero for two, and all his future projects should be handed over to me for the good of mankind.