I was at work tonight doing whatever, and these kids came up to me. Conversation went something like this:

Girls: What's your name?

Jon: Why, do I look like someone you know?

Girls: Yeah. What's your name?

Jon: What's your friend's name, and I'll tell you if it's the same as mine.

[at this point I think maybe they have me confused with my brother]

Girls: Warren, or _______, or ___________ (they said a few W names).

Jon: Nope. Does your friend live here?

Girls: No. We're from Tennessee.

Jon: Then why would I be, or know, him? I'm working here, so obviously I live here.

Girls: I don't know..........

Man, some people . . . .